Corey Mitchell, famed true crime author, announce today that he has discovered the secret of life. In fact, in joint effort with his beloved wife, Audra, they plan to unveil a NEW HUMAN BEING in October 2009.
"Yes, it's true," confirmed the celebrated author. "Emma Mitchell will be welcoming home a new brother or sister this November and she cannot be more excited! Her mom and dad, Audra and Corey, are thrilled as well."
Although the gender of the new human is as yet unknown, Emma Mitchell has selected a name for this new model in the Mitchell line of exemplary human life forms. The advertising campaign for the 2010 Mitchell Hummingbird is not yet developed, but we anticipate a formal announcement the moment the Hummingbird leaves the factory.
Corey Mitchell's current true crime best seller is PURE MURDER. A frequent and welcome guest on TRUE CRIMES, Don Woldman and Burl Barer have chronicled Mitchell's dynamic career in a series of penetrating interviews.
To hear Corey Mitchell on TRUE CRIMES, simply press play on the player to your left!
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