WORLD FAMOUS ERIN MORIARTY OF CBS RETURNS FOR MORE TRUE CRIME ABUSE.
How did we get Erin Moriarty back on the show? Simple! We promised her another toaster!
It has worked for several years, and we are not about to stop now!
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Erin Moriarty of CBS 48 Hrs has been called everything from Crime Babe Supreme (by Burl Barer) to " a slithering slimy snake" (by another journalist who is still pissed off at her about something). Well, Burl says, "If Erin is a snake, I assure you that CBS makeup dept would never allow her to go on the air looking slimy -- besides snakes are dry to the touch. I'm not saying Erin is like the women in those old novels by James Fennimore Cooper - "dry as the desert and flat as the prairie"-- I'm saying she's hot as a piece of bacon sizzling in a microwave oven.. .or a bagel burnin' in that toaster we never give her."
Barer, a famed investigative journalist, is known for asking tough probing questions such as "What are you wearing?" and "What's your PIN number?" Howard Lapides, entertainment manager to the star who spent 89 Days with Paula Abdul (and one night in Chyna) will try to salvage the program by telling anecdotes about his days in Ontario which will have Erin eager to go to some remote military outpost where she can be lied to by a high-ranking someone with enough medals on his chest to impress any 12-year-old*.
Erin Moriarty brings her wit, wisdom and award-winning cheek bones to True Crime Uncensored on Outlaw Radio for a thrill-packed hour as we reveal that beneath the fake tinsel and glitter of network television is real tinsel and glitter!
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